Oh how I long to see a movie that doesn’t suck.
In Her Shoes: Those shoes were stinky. On the Daily Show, Cameron Diaz referred to this as more of a "human movie" than a movie for women. If by "human" you mean "chick," and "movie" you mean "flick," then I guess it’s right. It started slow, picked up a bit in the middle for a few minutes, then fizzled out.
Yankee Doodle Dandy: I fell asleep about 15 minutes into the movie. Nuff said.